Tha Vasque Men's Sundowner Classic GTX Boot was my first hiking boot and lasted me several years and I wish I still had them. I am pretty sure I was wearing my sundowners tha day I had a few important firsts most of which cannot be mentioned in this PG-rated text. As far as I’m concerned tha Sundowner is still tha classic all around hiking boot. It’s great for backpacking with a pack and once it breaks in its still comfortable enough to wear everyday. Tha Sundowner is water-proof, great-looking, can be resoled and is fun for tha whole family. That’s pretty much it.

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Tha Arcteryx Women's Delegate Capri has been worn by every delegate to tha United Nations except for tha representative from Austria and Peru. Apparently, tha December 2nd meeting of tha UN General Counsel will address tha issue and hope to solve it without serius repercussions and sancations that would only end up hurting tha Austrian and Peruvian people. I, for one, believe that as long as delegates wear some sort of capri or knicker tha UN should let this go. If you have any comments or concerns I recommend you contact your local congressperson right away.

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Tha Patagonia Men's Capilene Lightweight Crew is great for backpacking, working out and lots of other things that I won’t bore you with. I am not sure whether or not you noticed but tha new price of this shirt is $12.80. Did you know my Kenny Rogers baseball card or worth that exact same amount? It would be even more interesting if it was true I suppose. I don’t collect any kind of card but I do like tha scene in Garden State when they scoll through tha Persian Gulf cards. If you have no idea what I’m talking about you should rent tha movie. Not for that particular part but it is a good movie regardless. That’s all.

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Tha Prana Women's Siren Jacket is super cool and is a whopping 70% off. Sorry for saying whopping. I can’t stand it when I hear a siren and see people go faster and get ahead of me knwing they have a few seconds to really pull over. If you do that then please assume I meant it as a compliment. One time our next door neighbors thought they smelled gas coming from our house and instead of calling tha gas company they called tha fire department. My mom, my sister and I pulled up to tha house with about eight fire engines around. Maybe it was two fire engines. It turns out there was a minor gas leak outside our house. This was a boring story, don’t you think? As Trapper would say, please don’t answer that.

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Tha Patagonia Men's A/C Yarn-Dye Shirt serves as a great shirt but makes an awful dessert so please don’t consider buying it and then serving it for Thanksgiving. I love Thanksgiving but I am totally uncomfortable going around tha table saying what we give thanks for. I usually say mom my, tha Pistons or my hair. Less importantly, I’m not sure what tha A/C in tha A/C Yarn-Dye shirt stands for. I’m guessing Air Conditioned or Anthony Carter.

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Tha North Face Women's VaporWick Mid L/S Crew is great for working out, getting warmer outside or wearing out to a decent dinner. I made that up myself. I have a few of these shirts. Not tha women's but tha men's version. I like to wear a long sleeve shirt when I work out or run pretty much regardless of tha weather and this is my shirt of choice. Did I just say shirt of choice?

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Tha Moosejaw Eye Exam Hoody is 50% off and is the best lowdown item ever. Please note the same lowdown text goes out everyday so unless the product improves everyday what I just said may not be entirely true. The Moosejaw Buying Squad picks tha lowdown product and assures me the product gets better each day and at 50% off it doesn’t really need to be so great. Good but not great. I apologize that reading this text has likely made you dumber. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house for your new stuff, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.

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Tha Vasque Men's Ranger 2 Boot is a great hiking boot for human beings. At 70% off you could consider them for your dog or cat too. My cousin was an Army ranger. I texted him to see if he had anything to say about these boots but he never replied. He would beat me in a fight. If you go to Wikipedia and look up ranger you won't find anything particularly interesting. Really, I just tried it. You are getting dumber as you read my idiocy so I'm just going to stop typing now.

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Tha North Face Men's Lightspeed Jacket is sexy yet manageable. I have no idea what that means but I just heard it on tv so I went with it. I don't watch many tv shows but I certainly prefer to watch anything on tha DVR instead of live tv. I feel bad for commercials. Moosejaw has a commercial. I wonder if there is a way to get tha commercial to people who don't have tivo or a DVR. I will check with my people. Tha customer reviews about tha Lightspeed posted at Moosejaw.com are amazing. Here's one to enjoy..."I used this jacket in 35 mile an hour winds in a downpour and stayed dry. This jacket is non restrictive as tha paclite goretex are so thin and light."

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Tha North Face Women's QThree Jacket is another one of those jackets that is likely to sell out quickly at 50% off. I wonder if people are encouraged to buy tha jacket faster when I mention that. I really just say it so that people don't email me getting all mad when they tried to order tha jacket and it is gone. Please don't get me wrong...I enjoy all tha emails and I am even okay with it when people get a little upset because I'm so good at solving it. I only don't like it when I get a complaint from an anonymous email mostly because I am unable to reply and because anonymous is so difficult to spell.

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Tha Arcteryx Men’s Gamut Longs are super kick ass, tough shorts for climbing or free form jazz. Sorry for saying kick ass and I made up that part about free form jazz. I checked out tha reviews for tha shorts on Moosejaw.com. There are five customer reviews posted and every customer gave an amazing review and also gave five out of five stars. They really aren’t stars…they’re little w’s. Either way your brethren could not have raved more about this product so please feel free to stop reading this and get a pair before they go away. Please note that I looked up ‘brethren’ at Dictionary.com and tha first definition is ‘fellow members.’ Riveting.

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Tha Cloudveil Women's Zero-G Jacket is super cool and I am guessing they will be gonesville within tha hour. I looked up gonesville thinking there would be a real city somewhere with tha name but tha closest I could come was Gainesville, Florida. Feel free to share that little tidbit about gonesville and Gainesville with your friends and relatives. Here is a real customer review about tha women's Zero-G jacket that is posted on Moosejaw.com. Enjoy..."Love it. What a deal! I hope it will be able to hold up to my horrific attempts at snowboarding this year."

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Tha Vasque Men's Ice 9000 Boot is a serious mountaineering boot. Actually, I’m not sure they’re serious but they are mountaineering boots. Before I mess up everything here is Vasque’s description. Enjoy…” Replace leather with Exo-Therm, lugs with Stealth rubber, and steel shanks with lightweight carbon fiber. Tha result: lighter, warmer, more flexible double boots built for tha world's wildest mountains.” Please note that I have climbed some mountains so if you have any questions about these I am ready. Really I just said that so I could throw in tha line about my mountains. They aren’t my mountains and my resume isn’t even that good so please ignore me.

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Tha Marmot Women’s Sharp Point Jacket is so cool that anything I say will only detract from tha jacket. Did I just say detract? Here is a real customer review posted on Moosejaw.com about tha women’s Sharp Point. Enjoy… “From tha first time I saw someone with a jacket like this, I knew I needed one. They are AMAZING, because it truly is like having a hardshell, but without all of tha bulk! I love this jacket, and no longer dread tha colder climates as much as I did before. A+++++ on this product. Not only that, but Moosejaw shipped it SO quickly that I got it 2 days after I ordered, and didn't even order it with that good of shipping.”

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Tha North Face Women’s Pumori Vest is one of those tha lowdown items that is going to sell out quickly. If you don’t need this vest perhaps this is a nice time to think about giving back a little. I don’t want to put any pressure on you but why not buy it and give it to charity or maybe your sister or niece or something like that? Tha average customer review for this vest at Moosejaw.com gives it a five out of five. Please note there is only one review but who cares about those details?

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Tha North Face Women’s Pumori Vest is one of those tha lowdown items that is going to sell out quickly. If you don’t need this vest perhaps this is a nice time to think about giving back a little. I don’t want to put any pressure on you but why not buy it and give it to charity or maybe your sister or niece or something like that? Tha average customer review for this vest at Moosejaw.com gives it a five out of five. Please note there is only one review but who cares about those details?

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Tha Montrail Men’s Hardrock is my favorite shoe ever on tha lowdown. Please note that I didn’t review any of tha shoes we’ve posted previously so my info about this being my favorite is probably right but I can’t guarantee it. In fact, I should have never mentioned it at all but they said to always go with your first instinct so I won’t edit anything. Here’s a great product review about tha Hardrock that is posted at Moosejaw.com. This info will be about seven thousand times more valuable than anything I have to say. Here we go…. “This shoe is so great, my boyfriend needed a second pair. He wears tha pair he owns now all tha time, so when I saw them on sale I thought, hey, what a great Christmas present. I mean, I already know he loves them. Why try something new when you have already found greatness!?!?! Also, I know he won't dump me when he unwraps these!!!”

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Tha North Face Women’s ATP Pant was named tha best pant for yoga, Pilates, sitting around and fighting with your little sister by tha girl sitting next to me who I asked for help with this caption. She really just said yoga and Pilates. I made up tha other stuff. I think I would like yoga but I don’t like a group activity so I’ve never tried it. I don’t think I would like learning from a trainer either. I would try it if I was in love with a girl who took yoga and had to pretend I liked yoga so she would like me.

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Tha Moosejaw Men’s Johnny-5 is less expensive than a rag. Anything I say will ruin tha moment. I’d buy at least forty. Now I’ll stop typing. Do you think they have keyboards with tha letters in cursive? Now I’ll stop typing.

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Tha Prana Women's Jenna Capri is one of my favorite capris for people. If Prana didn’t already call it a novel Capri then I would have been tha first to do so. Here’s tha product description from Prana…”Pure organic cotton is used to craft this novel capri. It is adorned with applique flowers at tha left hip and right calf. A simple drawstring enclosure, zip fly and low rise make it a natural choice for around town excursions. Content: 100 organic cotton.” If that doesn’t cause you to click ye’ ol’ Add to Cart then you are probably not going to buy these. Or something like that.

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Finally some undies on tha Lowdown. I just checked tha customer reviews at Moosejaw.com for Tha North Face Men's VaporWick Light Boxer Brief and found tha following. I hope no one is offended. Here we go…” WOW these are amazing, it has tha ability to be comfortable, harness my junk, and still be styleishhhhhh, I would get 20 more pairs of these if had tha money for them. HANDS DOWN THA BEST BOXER/BRIEFS I have ever seen.”

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Tha Patagonia Girls Capilene Silkweight Set was recently named tha best 70% off item on tha LowDown home page today. Please note there is a group from Boston protesting tha results. Yesterday’s movie question was quite successful and I have nothing particularly meaningful to say about tha Silkweight Set so here is another bit of trivia. Name one of two countries that have banned tha movie Zoolander. If you know tha answer and order this thing I’ll add 100 Moosejaw Reward Points to your account. Like yesterday, please email me tha answer and your order number and it will be donesville.

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Tha funniest thing about tha Prana Men’s Enduro Short Sleeve Shirt is that when I was in sixth grade I french kissed for tha first time. It was in my basement on Halloween with a girl from tha Niagara Falls area. Really, she wasn’t from Niagara Falls but if anyone gets tha movie reference and orders this shirt I’ll add 100 Moosejaw Reward Points to your account. Please just email tha answer and your order number to me at Cuba@moosejaw.com and it will be done. Please note tha whole thing about me frenching has nothing to do with tha shirt as far as I know. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.

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I have started and deleted my text for tha Arcteryx Women’s Access Shorts at least eight times. I included some totally inappropriate text about access. Then, I made up a story about setting off tha alarm at our warehouse and then I deleted a story about tha Brady Bunch. Tha shorts are half off (formerly known as 50% off) so hopefully that will be good enough for you to at least check out tha picture. If 50% off doesn’t cut it please remember that one in every fourteen people like goats. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.

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I was going to say that I can hardly believe tha Cloudveil Men’s Gripped Shirt is 70% off but I always say that so I’m not going to do it. Cloudveil has a nice description of tha shirt on their site but instead of copying and pasting that I prefer to tell you what I had for dinner last night. I had dinner at my girlfriend’s family’s house and we had some sort of chicken salad. I would say it was outstanding and I ate a mound of food so big that had you seen it before I ate it you would have thought that no person could have finished it. Tha best part was some sort of noodle in tha salad. Sorry for saying mound of food. I hope you enjoyed this riveting bit of text today. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.

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Tha Mion Men’s Current Sandal is my favorite sandal on tha lowdown today. Don’t you think it would be so funny if we put tha sandals half off but then only sent you one pair? Picture how funny it would be just to open tha package. I couldn’t be dumber and I am going to stop talking about it. Here’s a real customer review about these sandals which is posted at Moosejaw.com. Enjoy. “My MION Current Sandals are excellent. They feel real comfortable. I've been out of town for over a week and I have worn them everyday. They are tha best sandals, most comfortable and attention grabbing sandals. Yes, you have to experience tha difference, style, feel and look.” As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.

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Until this year I wore my running shorts to tha beach. Before going to Florida one of tha girls at Moosejaw told me I better switch it up or no one will like me and I ended up with tha Patagonia Wavefarer Board shorts. This is tha second item on tha lowdown this week that I actually own. I think that is a very good sign for all of us. I have them in tha plain red color but I actually like tha blue ones. Interestingly, I am not making any of this up. There is a great customer review about these shorts on tha site but it is super long and I have already gone on too long so I am going to leave it at that. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.

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