Saturday, September 30, 2006

Tha North Face Women’s Ama Dablam Stretch Infusion is a fantastic jacket. I couldn’t decide whether I should include Tha North Face product description or a Customer Review on this email. I surveyed my dog and he seemed to think that, in this case, tha info from Tha North Face would be most valuable. So, here you go…” A Summit Series classic with a new performance fit, tha Ama Dablam Stretch Infusion by Tha North Face is waterproof, breathable and seam sealed so you stay dry, with Infusion to increase resistance to abrasion. “ As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


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Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Thursday, September 28, 2006

Nothing better than 60% off Patagonia shorts especially if you’re a girl or a woman who can wear shorts for a girl or a boy who wants to get these for someone or a boy who would wear them even though they are made for girls and this is a really long sentence. This is what Patagonia has to say about these shorts…” Tha Baggies by Patagonia cover little beach bums with a mightily built, abrasion-resistant DWR (durable water repellent) treated nylon fabric that dries in less time than it takes to drain a juice box. Mesh in tha pockets flushes water and grit. Tha exposed brushed-elastic waist provides extra comfort and wicking.” As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


Get Tha LowDown!


Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw



Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Tha Arcteryx Men’s Gamut Pants are tha type of pants I’d wear if martians were coming. I have no idea why I said that and I’m not sure shy martians gets a spell check when I type it. Here is a real customer review about tha pants which is live at Moosejaw.com. Enjoy. "Very comfortable fit, and meticulous attention to detail. Tha soft waistband lining and articulated knees make these pants a pleasure to wear, and a nice alternative to tha all to common cargo pant."


As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


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Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Tha Teva Kid’s Hurricane Sandal is great for kid’s who need sandals and at 60% off is even pretty good for anyone who doesn’t need a pair of sandals. Other uses for tha sandals that I could think of are:



  • A horrible holder for a cell phone

  • A decent paperweight for tha office

  • Earrings

  • Soap holder


As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


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Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Monday, September 25, 2006

I am pretty sure tha Mountain Hardwear Men's Micro Chill Pant is tha first pants we’ve had on tha LowDown. If that isn’t correct it really doesn’t matter because who would possibly care about such a thing anyway. Tha Micro Chill Pants are great for mountaineering, sitting around after skiing, sitting by tha fire, sitting around watching football on a Sunday and free form jazz. I am one of tha only good boy dancers I know. Please don’t tell anyone I said that. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


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Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Sunday, September 24, 2006

Tha Marmot Men’s Down sweater is definitely in tha top five LowDown products ever. I have a Marmot Down Vest. A friend borrowed it and returned it about six months later and I know he had lost it and bought a new one because mine had paint splattered on tha inside. Tha jackets don’t come with paint but if you’re a careless painter you could end up with paint on it like me. I felt bad that my friend bought me a new vest so I got us tickets to a Tigers game. That thing about tha Tigers game is completely made up but I should have done that. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


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Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Saturday, September 23, 2006

Tha Mion Men's Ebb Tide Slide Sandal is not your cousin Harry’s sandal. I have no idea what that means but tha Mions are a little whack. Did I just say whack? Mion is actually supposed to be pronounced ‘My Own’ but I prefer to pronounce it like ‘mee-on’ like ‘peon’. This is a terrible email so far. If I were you I wouldn’t buy these simply because this text is annoying. Perhaps, it is all reverse psychology and because this email to you is so bad tha sandals will look even better. Regardless, I have to stop typing at some point so it might as well be now. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


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Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Thursday, September 21, 2006

Tha La Sportiva Women's Trango S Evo GTX is cool, fun, functional and is 70% off. Actually, I’m not sure what is so fun about it but it felt like tha right thing to say and what isn’t fun about 70% off? I actually own a pair of La Sportiva Makalu boots. My guess is that I’ve had them since 1997 and I still wear them all tha time. A girl once told me she liked me because of tha boots. That’s not true. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


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Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Tha Montrail Men’s Olympus was just named tha best 60% off boot in tha world by me and some of my compatriots. I made up tha compatriots thing. Anderson Cooper just said it and I liked tha sound of it so I went with it. If you’re bored of me, here’s a real customer review about tha boots that is posted at Moosejaw.com. Enjoy…”I was sorely disappointed when Montrail stopped making my favorite Moraine boots, my fifth pair wore out, and I didn't see an obvious successor. After a year with lesser boots, I tried tha Olympus and my feet are very happy. Perfect fit, feel great, no blisters, rock solid, and look great. Moosejaw was tha only place I could find online that had my size (13 wide). Great experience ordering from Moosejaw, I'll order again.” As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


Get Tha LowDown!


Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Monday, September 18, 2006

I am pretty sure tha design I’m looking at right now on tha Patagonia Women's Capilene Scoop Neck is flowers but it could also be an abstract of Japan or perhaps even Indonesia. My brother climbed tha highest peak in Indonesia which is probably reason enough to get this shirt. However, if you’re still contemplating tha purchase please consider that, according to Patagonia, tha scoop neck is made of a soft, lightweight fabric, with Capilene performance that wicks moisture to surface for rapid evaporation.” It is also half off which is nice. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


Get Tha LowDown!


Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Sunday, September 17, 2006

Tha Cloudveil Men's Highline Short Sleeve is, without question, my favorite wicking shirt on tha lowdown home page today. I will go so far to say that it is my favorite wicking, short sleeve tee with a collar that we’ve ever had on tha lowdown ever. This is a real customer review from Moosejaw.com about tha shirt. Enjoy. “Great Shirt for Biking. Unlike most Biking shirts this doesn't have that ultra tight "Tour De France fit, so you don't look like Roid Landis. It has a very long zipper for good ventilation, and tha side pocket is perfect for an IPOD.” As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


Get Tha LowDown!


Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Saturday, September 16, 2006

I am pretty sure tha Arcteryx Women’s Delegate Pants is tha first Arcteryx item on tha lowdown. I am positive it is tha first Arcteryx item we’ve posted since tha previous one. I am looking at a picture of tha Delegate Pants right now. They look like they would fit most human ladies really well and, according to my tailor, at 60% off they don’t even need to fit perfectly. Benjamin Franklin was tha first US Ambassador. I’m not sure if that counts as a delegate but it is certainly something to consider. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


Get Tha LowDown!


Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Friday, September 15, 2006

As you know, I’ve always said tha first time we put tha Asolo TPS 520 GTX on tha lowdown that I’d have a bash. So, here are tha details. “Party at tha Moontower. Everybody’ll be there.” Anyone know tha movie? If you place an order for tha boots and know tha movie I’ll add 500 Moosejaw points to your account. After you place your order please email me at Cuba@moosejaw.com with your order number and tha answer and it will be done. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


Get Tha LowDown!


Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Thursday, September 14, 2006

A couple years ago Tha New York Times did a piece about some Moonstone jacket and we sold out of all of them in about ten seconds. There are a couple aspects of tha story that are important to explain. First, I think this is my first time typing ‘did a piece.’ Next, I am pretty sure tha write up was not about tha Moonstone Women’s Ultralight Cirrus Jacket. Lastly, I’m listening to Eric Clapton Unplugged right now. I wouldn’t mind this cd playing at my funeral. You Can’t Always Get What You Want was already taken. That’s all. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


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Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Wednesday, September 13, 2006

I can’t believe tha Patagonia Men’s Short Sleeve Puckerware Shirt made it to tha lowdown. I’m not positive what I mean by that but in tha interest of being most open about everything I think I mean that this is a cool shirt and it should have sold at tha regular retail price. Less importantly, one time I was wearing a shirt like this on tha beach. It was at night, we had a bonfire going, etc. Tha police came and gave everyone MIP’s except for me because I was in tha woods going to france with a girl. That’all. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


Get Tha LowDown!


Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Tuesday, September 12, 2006

I always bring my lunch to work. I bring a sandwich about half tha time and tha other half tha time I bring leftovers. Tha leftovers are usually chicken and rice or something close to that. Anytime I bring leftovers I bring a new fork and I am pretty sure that’s how Cloudveil came up with tha name for tha Cloudveil Women’s Newfork Shorts. That might not be true but if it isn’t true it should be. I’ll stop bothering you now. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


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Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Monday, September 11, 2006

I am pretty sure tha Bridgedale Women’s Coolmax Liner Sock is tha first sock we’ve had live on tha Lowdown. Tha socks are practically free and everyone wears socks so please feel free to purchase a few pair. To celebrate Socks on Tha Lowdown Day I am going to buy some white out and correct some papers I wrote when I was in middle school. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


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Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


I have about nineteen pair of Marmot long underwear. I don’t have any Marmot Women’s Midweight Bottoms but if I was a girl I am positive that I would. One time we called some of tha long underwear on tha Moosejaw site Underoos and Fruit of tha Loom called and made us stop. Can’t blame them. On a side note, I ask my girlfriend to step on my back every night. It takes about three seconds and she hates doing it so much you’d think I was asking her to massage my feet. I ask her to do that too. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


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Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Saturday, September 09, 2006

There are a lot of boots out there. There are even a lot of boots that say something about Syncro or Top Grain in tha name. I don’t have a clue what any of that means but I am fairly certain tha Garmont Syncro Top Grain is tha only one kickin it at 60% off today. Did I just say kickin it? Here is a real live customer comment about tha boot from Moosejaw.com…” These boots are so comfortable that sometimes i prefer wearing them than my regular tennis shoes. Obviously it isn't easy to hike but these make tha experience much more comfortable regardless of tha 50-90 pounds on your back. fantastic boots” As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


Get Tha LowDown!


Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Friday, September 08, 2006

I am pretty sure Tha North Face Kid’s Denali Thermal Jacket is tha warmest kid’s fleece made by Tha North Face. I used to have a thermos but I lost it. It is probably in my car. I have never washed my car. Some of tha people at Moosejaw don’t shower in tha morning. I used to not be able to sleep so I started waking up super early in tha morning so I am so tired at night now that I sleep great. Actually, I fall asleep quickly and then wake up about ten times during tha night. I was really hoping to get to Kevin Bacon in this email but I couldn’t make it. I’ll stop bothering you now. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


Get Tha LowDown!


Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Thursday, September 07, 2006

I am not a girl and I don’t know anything about anything when it comes to girl’s clothes but I’m guessing that if I was an expert I’d be describing Tha North Face Women’s Vaporwick Light Tights as tha perfect combination of function, warmth, wicking and comfort. Just based on my potential description I recommend you purchasing two to seven pair. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


Get Tha LowDown!


Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Tha La Sportiva Olympus Mons are awesome and at 70% off you should buy them even if they’re tha wrong size. Just layer up on socks. Actually, don’t do that. In fact, pretend you didn’t read that but and instead, even if you don’t need a pair, for 70% off get them as wall decorations. One time at Moosejaw I thought someone stole a pair so I became a private investigator for tha day but I was wrong and no one stole anything. That’s all. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


Get Tha LowDown!


Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Tha North Face Kid’s Denali Jacket was recently named tha second best item we’ve ever had on tha Lowdown. I made that up but I am confident its in tha top two. We have 52 customer reviews about tha Kid’s Denali on tha site. Here’s one review to check out… “i'm in loooove with this. and moosejaw, obviously. it came at lightening speed with shipping for free AND in tha most creative packaging ever! it made me laugh... and recommend you to EVERYONE! thanks.” As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


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Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Monday, September 04, 2006

I love it when everything has been at 50% off or 60% off all week and then all tha sudden tha Moosejaw Buying Squad throws ye’ ol’ 70% off out. Tha Mountain Hardwear Women’s Torch Jacket looks a little like a lab jacket at full price but is tha coolest jacket I’ve ever seen at 70% off. Definitely check it out.


John Beckwith: Rule #16: give me an up-to-date family tree, that was your mistake, you just made me look like an idiot.

Jeremy Grey: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!


-Wedding Crashers


As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


Get Tha LowDown!


Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Saturday, September 02, 2006

Tha North Face Women’s Denali Thermal is 60% off. I am pretty sure this is tha warmest fleece Tha North Face makes and it is just as warm and comfortable and functional at 60% off as it is at full price. So, I am recommending taking advantage of tha 60% off and getting it today instead of waiting a couple weeks for tha temperature to drop and then buying it. Please note, that I do not have a calculator handy and have not always been great at math so you may want to double check my numbers. That’s all. Did you buy one yet? Now, that’s all. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


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Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw


Friday, September 01, 2006

Ahh…tha Gregory Acadia Pack has made its way to tha low down. I remember playing ball with tha Acadia in tha cul-de-sac and riding bikes to tha party store together when we were little. Tha Acadia was always tha best kickball player and always got at least two bomb pops but only ate one. Tha second bomb pop usually went to a local charity. If this info is not convincing you that you should buy at least eight packs please check out this real customer review from Moosejaw.com…. “awesome pack. 2 side pockets for when you really need stuff. top and bottom loading to get to stuff packed down low. and of course, tha amazing gregory frame system.” As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.


Get Tha LowDown!


Love tha Madness.


Cuba

Moosejaw