Tha North Face Women’s Nuptse Jacket is on of those products that we cannot keep in stock in November yet it is half off today. I can hardly. Did you know that Nuptse is a real mountain in tha Himalayas and is tha 28th highest mountain in tha world? I am guessing tha mountain was named after tha jacket and not vice-versa. Maybe not. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.

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Tha North Face Women’s Sonic Hybrid Jacket is 70% off and is definitely going to sell out quickly so please check it out right away. Maybe it won’t sell out fast but that felt like tha right thing to say. I just checked out tha jacket myself. It comes in Ibiza blue. I remember Wild On Ibiza with Brooke Burke. I could have watched it fifty times. Maybe five times. Okay, probably twice. That’s all. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.

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So we’re saying Tha North Face Men’s Denali Jacket is half off. Is that right? Yes, it is. Anything else I say will ruin tha moment. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.

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Tha North Face Women’s Apex Bionic is tha best women’s jacket that has made its way to tha lowdown so far. At least, that’s what I think. Please note, that I know nothing. Actually, I know all tha rules of craps and blackjack. I am also one of tha few people who can actually prove that roulette is a game of skill, not luck. Aside from that I know nothing. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.

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We have only had tha lowdown live for a couple weeks but climbing stuff has typically sold out tha fastest and I imagine tha Metolius Curve Nuts will be no exception. At least that felt like tha right thing to say. Please note, that in climbing community we call ages 4-8 tha reindeer years. It is tha time when a young climber has tha luxury of having wonderful climbing skills but little fear…thus tha reindeer. I made all that up. Sorry about it. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.

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My next door neighbor’s name was Lora. They had a pool and a great dance floor with a juke box and disco ball. So, needless to say we were BFF’s. This is a read customer review for Tha North Face Lora Split Neck at Moosejaw.com. Enjoy….” Beautiful colors...simple clean design...very comfortable...I wear tha 1/4 zip or tha lora split just about everyday whether I'm at Esalen in Big Sur in Northern California or freezing cold Michigan...these tops have many miles on them.”

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Tha Marmot Tamarack Jacket is a great jacket at tha regular price, an amazing jacket at 30% off but, at 70% off, I am really stumped on a description. I was going to say that it is stupendous but tha root of stupendous is tha same as stupid so I thought I’d be better off talking about considering stupendous than actually using it. I’ll stop typing now. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away. Now, I’ll stop typing.

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There’s a pastry shop near my house called Astoria that everyone seems to love except for me. I think everything tastes a little stale and that tha ice cream isn’t so great. I am pretty sure that at 70% off tha Keen Astoria Sandals are less expensive and taste better than anything at tha pastry place so I’d buy a pair right away even if you don’t need them. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.

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The North Face Special Edition Nuptse is one of the products that I cannot believe makes tha Lowdown and I’m not just saying it. it was just called ‘cute’ by the girl sitting next to me. I just clicked on the Customer Reviews for it and found this one which is quite nice…” I really like my new North Face. Shipping was very quick and placing the order was very easy. I will definitely shop again at Moosejaw!” I am pretty sure anything else I say will dissuade you from getting this because most people dislike me. That’s all. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.

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The North Face Special Edition Nuptse is one of the products that I cannot believe makes tha Lowdown and I’m not just saying it. it was just called ‘cute’ by the girl sitting next to me. I just clicked on the Customer Reviews for it and found this one which is quite nice…” I really like my new North Face. Shipping was very quick and placing the order was very easy. I will definitely shop again at Moosejaw!” I am pretty sure anything else I say will dissuade you from getting this because most people dislike me. That’s all. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.

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If you knew what tha TC in tha Moosejaw TC sandal stood for you would know why they are 70% off. Most people guess it means Tart Candy, Toasty Carrot or Tangy Citron. I think that after tha 70% off tha sandals are practically free so you should buy a few pair and attach them all together to make a map of Florida for your aunt. I also recommend reading tha text written on tha sandals. It is an English translation of an old sankrit text that no one named Joyce has ever seen. As always, everything on thalowdown.com is in limited quantity and only stays live for one day so please clear a room in your house, think gift city if necessary and start shopping away.

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The Marmot Men's Tamarack Jacket, I’m not sure what a Tamarack is. If I could get online right now I would look it up and tell you but I have no connection and don’t feel like checking on it later. It sounds like a tree to me. This jacket is not a tree but for 70% off you could get it and just drape it over a tree so tha tree doesn’t get wet. Might be a nice way for you to finally give a little back. As always, stock at tha Lowdown is limited and tha sale only lasts for 24 hours or until we sell out so start shopping right away.

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They said that 60% off anything like Tha North Face Women's TripleSet Jacket is like eating apple pie without ever having used a giant crayon. In other words, it is really good. Tha best thing I can say about tha TripleSet is that it is tha best 60% item we have on tha home page today and that you are probably a little bit dumber for having read all this. I’ll stop bothering you now. As always, stock at tha Lowdown is limited and tha sale only lasts for 24 hours or until we sell out so start shopping right away.

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I always wondered why people who were bad at throwing a disc would play in front of girls in tha diag, too bad they didn't have the MJ Lowdown Frisbee. Were they practicing for a bigger venue? If you are no good at Frisbee please ignore that I said any of that because tha MJ Lowdown disc is FREE. Are you kidding me? No, I am not. All you have to do is add one to your cart and it is yours for plain old FREE. It is one per customer and if you try to order more than one even on separate orders we will catch it and not send you anything. Sorry for being so mean about it. As always, stock at tha Lowdown is limited and tha sale only lasts for 24 hours or until we sell out so start shopping right away.

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The Salomon Women's Raidrace 2 Shoe is an awesome trail runner, great for dancing, decent for talking about love and even though it is 70% off we are still giving you a left and a right shoe. If you are a boy and want to take advantage of tha 70% off go up one and a half sizes. So, if you’re an 8 get a women’s 9.5. If that does you no good get these as a gift for anyone named Sally, Rachel or Pam. As always, stock at tha Lowdown is limited and tha sale only lasts for 24 hours or until we sell out so start shopping right away.

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The North Face Men's Denali Thermal Jacket is another one of those products that if anyone knew we had at 60% off it would sell out in about a minute. Tha Denali Thermal is tha warmest North Face fleece. Interestingly, it is just as warm at 60% off as it is at tha normal price. I wouldn’t blame you for not believing me but it is true. My friend Eric knew my girlfriend was cheating on me and didn’t tell me about it. He found out about it about a year after it happened. He was dumb enough to tell me he knew about it after I found out though. I’m glad I got that out. As always, stock at tha Lowdown is limited and tha sale only lasts for 24 hours or until we sell out so start shopping right away.

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Tha best part about tha CQ finally making it to tha Lowdown home page is that it is tha first jacket we are selling at 70% off that has squiggly lines. Remember Squigy from Laverne and Shirley? I don’t but there is someone at Moosejaw who is 35 and he just mentioned it when I asked for some help with this text. I have never seen Laverne and Shirley but I did watch Aspen Extreme last night. I started it at 11 and couldn’t stop watching it even though I knew it was making me dumber by tha second. As always, stock at tha Lowdown is limited and tha sale only lasts for 24 hours or until we sell out so start shopping right away.

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Cams for 50% off. I haven’t seen anything like it since I hit my first home run in tha cul-de-sac back in ’44. Some have argued that it was really a triple with a throwing error but tha film is nearly ruined and you can barely make out tha ball. If you climb or know anyone who climbs you should definitely buy these. If you don’t climb these look great hanging on tha wall and could even make a nice necklace. Climbing stuff is final sale so if you get the cams and don’t like them please feel free to use them to balance a rickety chair or something like that. As always, stock at tha Lowdown is limited and tha sale only lasts for 24 hours or until we sell out so start shopping right away.

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Can't believe Tha North Face Denali made it to tha Lowdown. I recommend buying all of them and then either reselling tha jackets to friends in your neighborhood or buying at least seven so you can wear a different jacket each day of tha week. If you live in a particular time zone in Arizona or Indiana with your own version of daylight savings please feel free to buy just five denalis. Of course, getting one is also acceptable. Back in tha day I used to buy cans of coke, pour out tha drink and then recycle tha can. Something to think about. As always, please remember that stock at tha Lowdown is limited and tha sale only lasts for 24 hours or until we sell out so start shopping right away.

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I used to think tha Moonstone Gendarme Jean Jacket wasn't all that but at this price it is looking pretty good. I am thinking about getting one for ever policeman I know. That's not true but gendarme is police in french so I went with it. I only know that because tha person next to me knew it and she only knew it because she saw Les Miserables and now she's singing a song from tha play. Actually, her voice isn't so bad. I'll stop typing now but please remember that stock at tha Lowdown is limited and tha sale only lasts for 24 hours or until we sell out so start shopping right away. Now I'll stop typing.

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Last October my girlfriend wanted to get tha Q Three but I had just gotten a root canal and didn’t have dental insurance so I couldn’t get it for her. I got her a framed baby picture of me instead. She cheated on me in January so we decided to end it. I would say it was mutual. Tha Q Three is 60% off now. I am planning to buy three of them to send to the old girl’s best friends. Maybe I won’t do that but for 60% off you should definitely find a reason to buy a couple. As always, stock at tha Lowdown is limited and tha sale only lasts for 24 hours or until we sell out so start shopping right away.

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